60 Funny Kids Turkey Jokes for Thanksgiving

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– How do you keep a turkey in suspense? – I’ll let you know next week. – What do you get when you cross Halloween with Thanksgiving? – A poultry-geist. – Why did the turkey cross the road? – The chicken had Thanksgiving off.

Kids Jokes about Turkeys

– What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? – The turKEY. – Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? – Yes a building can’t jump at all. – What did the leftover turkey say? – “Make me a sandwich!”

Fun Turkey Jokes

– Why did the turkey cross and then recross the road? – To prove he wasn’t chicken. – Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving? – The turkey because he’s already stuffed! – What sound does a turkey’s phone make? – Wing, wing, wing.

Best Jokes about Turkeys

– When is turkey soup bad for your health? – When you’re the turkey! – What did the turkey say to the computer? – “Google, google, google!” – How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey alike? – They all have keys. – What happened when the turkey played football? – It got ejected for fowl play!

Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

– What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? – Lucky. – What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? -If your father could see you now, he would turn over in his gravy! – How can you make a turkey disappear fast? – Invite all of your relatives over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

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