Table of Content:
– 6 Fun Turkeys Facts for Kids
– Turkey Books for Kids
– 60 Best Turkey Jokes for Kids
- Fun Turkey Jokes
- Best Jokes about Turkeys
- Funny Turkey Jokes
- Kids Jokes about Turkeys
– Easy Turkey and Thanksgiving
Activities for Kids
– How do you keep a turkey in suspense? – I’ll let you know next week.
– What do you get when you cross Halloween with Thanksgiving? – A poultry-geist.
– Why did the turkey cross the road? – The chicken had Thanksgiving off.
– What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? – The turKEY.
– Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? – Yes a building can’t jump at all.
– What did the leftover turkey say? – “Make me a sandwich!”
– Why did the turkey cross and then recross the road? – To prove he wasn’t chicken.
– Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving? – The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
– What sound does a turkey’s phone make? – Wing, wing, wing.
– When is turkey soup bad for your health? – When you’re the turkey!
– What did the turkey say to the computer? – “Google, google, google!”
– How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey alike? – They all have keys.
– What happened when the turkey played football? – It got ejected for fowl play!
– What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? – Lucky.
– What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? -If your father could see you now, he would turn over in his gravy!
– How can you make a turkey disappear fast? – Invite all of your relatives over for Thanksgiving dinner.