1. Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing? – Because it will make him blush. 2. Why did the cranberries turn red? – Because they saw the turkey dressing. 3. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? – Boy! I’m stuffed! 4. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? – Because he had the drumsticks. 5. What key has legs and can’t open a door? – A turkey.