Quotes About Turkeys
– “Cooking tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.” – Nicole Hollander
– “There’s always something to be thankful for on Thanksgiving. Even if it’s just not being a turkey.” – Unknown
Short Turkey Quotes
– “Thanksgiving without tension is like a Thanksgiving without turkey. It can be done, but it is not the norm.” – Mary Schmich
– “If you associate with turkeys, you will never fly with the eagles.” – Brian Tracy
Turkey Puns
– “No fowl play involved in carving this turkey.”
– “To watch football or Butterball, that is the question.”
– “Fam knows the tur-key to my heart is pumpkin pie.”
– “We dress up on Halloween. Turkeys dress up on Thanksgiving.