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130 Best Cookie Quotes, Captions, and Sayings for Kids

Are you looking for cute cookie quotes? Then you are in the right place!

Here are 130 cookie Sayings for Kids including matching books and activities.

Let’s have a look!

best cookie quotes for kids

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Before we get started with our cookie quotes for kids, let’s check out some hilarious cookie jokes for kids.

  1. Why did the little boy have to go to the doctor just after he ate a cookie? Because he started to feel crumby!
  2. Which type of cookie is an absolute delight for all species of apes? They usually love a chocolate chimp cookie.
  3. What did the baker’s friend say to the sick baker? “I wish you get batter very soon”.
  4. What did the cookie say to his best friend? He said that his friend was as sweet as sugar!
  5. What is the best gift to give a person who is a little eccentric? An ideal gift for a kooky person would be a cookie gift!
  6. What does a cookie look for in a perfect friend? He looks for someone who will always chip in when needed!
  7. Why did the little boy decide to make cookies for his sister, who fared badly in the test? Because he was of the opinion that he would bake her day a little better.

After we explored some funny cookie jokes, you might like to read a matching book or bake some cookies with your children.

Here are some great book recommendations on cookie books for kids:

Alfie learns that the best way to get a delicious cookie is to say please!

A World of Cookies for Santa takes young readers across the globe to see all the treats that await Santa on Christmas Eve.

A heartwarming new illustrated book about the power of sharing from beloved Sesame Street characters, the perfect Christmas gift!

From America’s Test Kitchen comes a new twist on a holiday tradition. The perfect Christmas gift or stocking stuffer for kids who love to bake!

An all-encompassing baking book for kids aged 9-12 filled with over 150 recipes from simple cookies to creative cakes!

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Now that we learned some new cookie jokes and explored books about cookies, it is time for our funny quotes about cookies, just in time for National Cookie Day on December 4th.

Our list of quotes on cookies includes cute cookie sayings for kids, best cookie quotes, short and famous quotes about cookies, baking cookie quotes, and funny cookie puns and captions.

Let’s have a look and get inspired!

Here are some of our favorite cookie sayings for kids:

  • Life is short. Eat a cookie!
  • I never met a cookie I didn’t like.
  • Not without cookies, I won’t!
  • You are one tough cookie!
  • I believe in chocolate chip cookies.
  • I’m a professional cookie taste tester.
  • Cookies make the world a better place.
  • I could give up cookies, but I’m no quitter.
  • In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.
  • Wishing you a chocolate chip cookie day.

Peek-a-boo! Here are some cookies for you!

  • It’s much harder to be sad while eating a cookie.
  • You can’t be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude.
  • Cookies in the morning, cookies late at night. Cookies all day, here take another bite!
  • Cookies when you’re happy. Cookies when you’re sad. Cookies by the plateful. Cookies make me glad!
cute cookie quotes for kids

I m sure your kids know the cookie monster from Sesame Street. Here are his best cookie quotes:

  • Keep Calm & Eat Cookies”
  • “C is for cookie that’s good enough for me.”
  • “Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie.”
  • “I’d give you a cookie, but I ate it.”
  • “Me Love to Eat Cookies.”
  • “Me love poetry… and cookies!”
  • “No get upset, okay? Don’t get excited. Me not fussy — just give me box of cookies.”
  • “Me just met you and this is crazy, but you got cookie, so share it maybe?”
  • “Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.”
  • Me want to eat cookie. Here and there eat entire, now and then me bite it.”

You’re the chocolate chip to my cookie.

  • Cookies are like duct tape. They can fix everything.
  • 64. I’ve got friend-chip goals.

Your kids will love the following cute cookie quotes:

  • When in doubt, bake cookies.
  • Life is better with fresh-baked cookies.
  • Nothing says home like the smell of baking.
  • If there is no happy ending, make one out of cookie dough.
  • Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough, but not baked in the same oven.
  • “Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul.” – Dean Koontz
  • If baking is any labor at all, it’s a labor of love. A love that gets passed from generation to generation.
  • “Baking cookies is comforting, and cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal.” – Sandra Lee
  •  “I do not know how I developed the interest for baking. If I am not shooting, I head back home and start baking my favourite cakes and cookies.” – Radhika Pandit
  • “I think baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There’s no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life.”- Martha Stewart
fun cookie sayings for kids

Short but sweet. Let’s check out these short cookie quotes:

  • Born to eat cookies.
  • Get onboard the cookie train.
  • You are the milk to my cookies.
  • A cookie is a smile on a plate.
  • We go together like cookies and milk.
  • Cookies need love like everyone else.
  • Wishing you a chocolate chip cookie day.
  • Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies.
  • Make the world a better place one cookie at a time.
  • One of the best things in life–warm chocolate chip cookies.

Keep Smiling and Eat a Cookie!

  • Tough cookie: One who doesn’t crumble under pressure.
  • Tough cookie: One who doesn’t crumble under pressure.
  • “Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.” – Gary Gulman
  • “The pleasure lies not in the cookies, but in the pattern the crumbs make when the cookies crumble.” – Michael Korda
kids quotes on cookies

Next are our famous quotes about cookies.

  • “A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.” – Barbara Johnson
  • “What good is having all of the cookies when you can’t eat anymore?” – Anthony T. Hincks
  • “If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved.” – Jerry Seinfeld
  • “Cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite sized and personal.” – Sandra Lee
  • “If you can’t change the world with chocolate chip cookies, how can you change the world?” – Pat Murphy
  • “Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day that much better.” – Yao Ming
  • “The pleasure lies not in the cookies, but in the pattern the crumbs make when the cookies crumble.” – Michael Corda
  • “Cookies are known around the world as biscuits, keks, teacakes and biscotti, and everyone has a favorite.” – Jean Pare
  • “Reach as high as you can, then reach a little higher. There, you will find magic and possibility. And maybe even cookies.” – Marc Johns
  • “I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them.” – Jared Padalecki

“There’s nothing more reassuring to kids than a plate of their favorite chocolate chip, oatmeal, or peanut butter cookies.”

Lauren Chattman
  • “I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies. I mean, it’s fun. It’s exciting. Beyond the fact that I love making them, I love eating them.” – Debbi Fields
  • “You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you have a cookie, but you never be miserable while you are eating a cookie. – Ina Garten
  • “I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away.” – Debbi Fields
famous quotes about cookies

Did you enjoy our cookie greetings for kids?
Then go check out these popular holiday activities next. How about our Yoda Craft, Nail Art Work, Hammer Painting next?

How about the following fun cookie phrases?

  • Hello, cookies. It’s me.
  • Cookie is my favorite color.
  • Cookies make my clothes shrink.
  • Cookies and I lived happily ever after.
  • You are never too old for cookies and milk.
  • Give me the cookies and nobody gets hurt.
  • Save the earth. It’s the only planet with cookies.
  • I’m into fitness. Fitness cookie into my mouth!
  • National cookie day is every day in this house.
  •  If you were a cookie, I’d be your Cookie Monster.

Sorry, Santa. Too late!

  • You can’t eat just one cookie. It would get lonely.
  • “When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.” – Erma Bombeck
  • “Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.” – Gary Gulman
  • Should you make cookies? Do you already have cookies you are having trouble getting rid of? Yes: make cookies. No: make cookies.
funny cookie puns

Tis the season to sprinkle joy and sweetness into the air!

Delight your little ones with these 10 whimsical Christmas cookie quotes that capture the magic of the holiday season.

  • “Baking cookies is like making edible magic – with extra sprinkles, of course!”
  • “Santa’s cookies are the only ones that come with a side of wishes and a dash of holiday cheer!”
  • “In the world of cookies, Christmas ones are the real VIPs – Very Irresistible and Pretty Sweet!”
  • “Cookies are Santa’s way of saying, ‘Thanks for the milk, and Merry Christmas!'”
  • “When life gives you cookie dough, make Christmas miracles – and eat them with a smile!”
  • “Forget sugarplums – I dream of sugar cookies dancing in my head on Christmas Eve!”
  • “Cookies and Christmas lights have something in common – both make the world a brighter place!”
  • “Gingerbread people are the sweetest citizens of the North Pole – spreading joy, one bite at a time!”
  • “Cookies are like snowflakes – each one is unique and makes winter a whole lot sweeter!”
  • “The best way to spread Christmas cheer? Bake cookies loud and clear!”

Get ready for a sleigh-full of giggles and grins as we unwrap the humor with these 10 funny cookie quotes for Christmas sure to tickle the taste buds and funny bones of kids.

  • “Why did the gingerbread man go to school? To improve his ‘cookie-culation’ skills!”
  • “Cookies are proof that even the sweetest things in life can be a little crumbly – just like my holiday plans!”
  • “Santa’s favorite exercise? Cookie presses – he’s really into ‘baking’ a sweat!”
  • “Why did the cookie visit the doctor? It was feeling a bit crumbly and needed some ‘doughctoring’!”
  • “Christmas calories don’t count, right? Asking for a friend…named Gingerbread.”
  • “What’s Santa’s favorite cookie? Anything chocolate chip – it’s how he keeps his ‘jolly’ figure!”
  • “I asked the Christmas cookies for a dance, but all they did was crumble on the dance floor – talk about ‘breaking’ it down!”
  • “Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long!”
  • “My gingerbread house is on a diet – it’s a little ‘slim cracker’ this year!”
  • “If cookies could talk, they’d say, ‘Eat, drink, and be merry – we’re here for a good dough time!'”

Let’s start off with our funny cookie puns

  • Be my cookie!
  • Eat cookies first.
  • It’s cookie o’clock.
  • Time to eat cookies!
  • Thanks for raisin me right.
  • I’m basically a cookie guru.
  • Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
  • The Grinch better have my cookies ready!
  • We’re a batch made in heaven.
  • I love having cookies ‘n’ dreams.

Cookies and I lived happy ever after.

  • Let’s bake this happen more often.
  • The fortune you seek is in another cookie.
  • The cookies are calling and I must go to them.
  • Cookie is the answer. Who cares what the question is?
  • If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? A black eye and a broken hand.
fun cookie captions

If our cookie slogans weren’t enough for you yet, then check out the following fun cookie captions.

  • Live. Love. Cookies
  • I’m a weir-dough.
  • It is cooking time!
  • You bake it, you eat it.
  • We’re friend-chip goals.
  • Did it all for the cookie ‘Gram.
  • Keep calm and eat cookies.
  • Broken cookies have no calories.
  • Hey cookie, you’re the sweetest.
  • Cookies are butter late than never.

Life is what you bake of it.

  • These cookies and I were mint to be.
  • I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like cookies.
  • Friends are nice, but friends with cookies are better.
  • I don’t share the blame. I don’t share credit. And I don’t share cookies.

More Quotes

I also like to introduce you to the following quotes for kids:

After you are done with these fun cookie quotes and sayings, go check out these fun cookie activities next:

If you are a visual learner, also go check out this matching DIY cookie monster card video tutorial for our cookie sayings for kids.

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